Today, Apple News has a lead story on “one of the deadliest incidents of mass violence in the countries history.” What weapon was responsible for this tragedy? A) An AR-15 military assault rifle? B) A machine gun? C) A concealed hand gun? D) An evil person?

Got this in the mail, and delighted to respond with the SASE!

A grad this weekend had her cap decorated with the words “My Body My Choice” but I read it as My body My Murder. So sad she would celebrate her accomplishment this way.

Remember when every time Clinton was in hot water, he started lobbing cruise missiles toward Iraq? Want to bet that Ghislaine’s little black book will be like that?