@TheBabylonBee ***PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT Frankie de la Cretaz's RECENT CNN ARTICLE ABOUT THE SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIMMING SUIT ISSUE, ITS SO TONE DEF...PLEASE MOCK THIS LOL***

@thebabylonbee ***AFTER THE TWITTER SPAT, I AM NOT A FAN. CAN'T STAND THE CORPORATE MEDIA THAT IS IN THE TANK OF THE LEFT***

@colbycovington CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS WEEKEND. BEST PPV OF THE YEAR. ANYONE THAT FELL OFF UFC IN RECENT YEARS PLEASE COME BACK, COVINGTON'S LIKE TITO, BUT CAN ALSO STRIKE, DOESN'T CRY, IS ACTUALLY FUNNY AND IS THE REAL PEOPLES CHAMP! HE BRINGS THE EXCITEMENT OF THE PEAK 2006 - 2010 UFC YEARS ALL BY HIMSELF. THIS WEEKEND HE MAIN EVENTS AGAINST FORMER TRAINING PARTNER JORGE MASVIDAL, WHOM GOT FAMOUS FROM A 2015 DOCUMENTRY CALLED "DAWG FIGHT" ABOUT STREET FIGHTERS IN MIAMI, NOTABLY KIMBO SLICE AND DADA 5000. JORGE IS MORE WELL KNOWN THESE DAYS FOR HIS UFC FIGHTS WITH NATE DIAZ AND QUICK KNOCKOUT OF FORMER UNDEFEATED CHAMPION BEN ASKREN. THIS FIGHT WILL BE EPIC. IF YOU ENJOY DOMINIC CRUZ FIGHTS BUT WANT MORE ACTION, SUSPENSE AND BLOODSHED WHILE AN EVEN FASTER PACE, TUNE IN