According to sources, Republicans strongly disagreed with Schumer's remarks, even going so far as to say he is "the one being a real fascist." But this claim is false, said fact-checkers.

"If I can't control the means of information so that people will believe the lies I tell them, America is lost," said official fact checker Benji Woolcrest, a registered Democrat. "What could be fascist about that?"

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The historic fluke was uncovered last week when a bleary-eyed intern at the European Climate Agency noticed that carbon emissions from Portugal and Spain had dropped to zero. “I thought my spreadsheet crashed,” said Pedro Almeida, 23, who spotted the anomaly while sipping a lukewarm coffee by flashlight. “Then I realized their grids were just… gone. Net zero, baby!”

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The local Maryland-based chapter of MS-13 even issued a full press release and took out a full-page ad in The Hyattsville Wire to make sure Abrego Garcia's achievement received the recognition it deserved. "Thank you for your years of dedicated service to our organization, vato," the ad read. "We could not have had such a successful month of doing illegal gang stuff without your hard work, ese. Muchas gracias, compinche. MS-13 wouldn't be what it is without you."

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