紫苏公子(Cartoon 🎑& Jokes😁) on GETTR : 一人游北京，在南锣鼓巷突然内急想上大号。遇到司马南，向他问路。司马南装作聋哑先指指嘴再摇摇头，接着用手指做数钱状，明示红包，方肯引路。游人知其意，即赛给他张红票子，司马南才开口说：“快随我去我家，南锣鼓巷8号。”游人问：“为什么...
一人游北京，在南锣鼓巷突然内急想上大号。遇到司马南，向他问路。司马南装作聋哑先指指嘴再摇摇头，接着用手指做数钱状，明示红包，方肯引路。游人知其意，即赛给他张红票子，司马南才开口说：“快随我去我家，南锣鼓巷8号。”游人问：“为什么不给钱就装哑巴？”回答道：“我司马南只为了钱说话！你快快去我家拉屎吧！” （注：司马南日常微博发的地址就是南锣鼓巷8号，是一处公共厕所。 ）
一人游北京，在南锣鼓巷突然内急想上大号。遇到司马南，向他问路。司马南装作聋哑先指指嘴再摇摇头，接着用手指做数钱状，明示红包，方肯引路。游人知其意，即赛给他张红票子，司马南才开口说：“快随我去我家，南锣鼓巷8号。”游人问：“为什么不给钱就装哑巴？”回答道：“我司马南只为了钱说话！你快快去我家拉屎吧！” （注：司马南日常微博发的地址就是南锣鼓巷8号，是一处公共厕所。 ）

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